Tag: midgets
you have to believe what I say!
by Big Lerm on Jun.04, 2009, under Rants
Some of the things churches and religions get people to believe are hilarious to me. An example of this would be dinosaurs, I know people who think dinosaurs are not real because church said so. I would love to be able to make rules and or laws which people would follow blindly. A brainstorming session for my religion would go something like this: “OK, so dinosaurs arent real. Uhhhh, you have to eat cake with every meal, and hmmmm….. anytime you see a midget you must give him/her a noogie because they are god’s good luck charms. BAM! DONE! CHURCH MADE!”
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