Tag: dumb
too much safety part one
by Big Lerm on May.24, 2009, under Rants
I was driving home this evening from Parkville and I heard at least 10 of those “Click-It-Or-Ticket” ads. Seriously, do we still need these? I thought these ads had gone the way of the light-up no smoking sign on planes, and not knowing smoking is bad for your health. Its 2009 we all know you can’t smoke on planes, cigarettes kill the shit out of you, and that if you don’t wear a seat belt whilst in a vehicle you are pretty much asking for it.
That being said its time to put an end to the “Buckle up, its the law” ads. If you are either too lazy or too stupid to take 2 second to buckle up when you get in a car then we don’t need you. It’s simple Darwinism, I’m willing to bet if you are too dumb to put your seat belt on, then you probably aren’t making any great contributions to society (and yes, playing Keno at the liquor store does not count). Your dumb ass being removed from the gene pool would not be a bad thing. This has been part one of my rants on things that are too safe. Next up playgrounds and the new safer school buses.
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