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A Tunnel

I’m dumb.  I just realized people can not register to post comments on my site.  I have resolved the issue, sorry for being a dumb ass.  Here is a picture of a tunnel please accept this as my apology.

I was driving around with my cousin John Rambo the other day, and he started telling me a story about something I did.  The strange part was he was using this really wierd voice when he was pretending to be me, and this is apparently what I sound like…What Lerm Sounds Like to John Rambo

So apparently I sound like a hilarious Swedish guy and I flail my arms about.

If you talk to his kids they think I sound like this big fool So yeah, I apparently sound like a giant tard, this makes me wonder how other people do impressions of me.

Some of the things churches and religions get people to believe are hilarious to me.  An example of this would be dinosaurs, I know people who think dinosaurs are not real because church said so.  I would love to be able to make rules and or laws  which people would follow blindly. A brainstorming session for my religion would go something like this: “OK, so dinosaurs arent real. Uhhhh, you have to eat cake with every meal, and hmmmm….. anytime you see a midget you must give him/her a noogie because they are god’s good luck charms.  BAM! DONE! CHURCH MADE!”

I was driving home this evening from Parkville and I heard at least 10 of those “Click-It-Or-Ticket” ads.  Seriously, do we still need these? I thought these ads had gone the way of the light-up no smoking sign on planes, and not knowing smoking is bad for your health.  Its 2009 we all know you can’t smoke on planes, cigarettes kill the shit out of you, and that if you don’t wear a seat belt whilst in a vehicle you are pretty much asking for it.

That being said its time to put an end to the “Buckle up, its the law” ads.  If you are either too lazy or too stupid to take 2 second to buckle up when you get in a car then we don’t need you.  It’s simple Darwinism, I’m willing to bet if you are too dumb to put your seat belt on, then you probably aren’t making any great contributions to society (and yes, playing Keno at the liquor store does not count).  Your dumb ass being removed from the gene pool would not be a bad thing.  This has been part one of my rants on things that are too safe.  Next up playgrounds and the new safer school buses.

I am so fickle.  I used to hate twitter and made fun of people who used it.  Now I love it, its the best.  Follow my adventures @lermtron5000.  Look me up.